Getting in Shape

Ok, so I'm tired of loathing my body and have decided to do something about it. I've ordered a book that I know has helped a few of my friends not only lose weight, but improve their physical abilities. I shall use this blog to post my achievements (and yes, even failures...though I'm not fixated on failing, mind you) as a form of motivation. What? Potential humiliation is so totally motivational.

Chinese Menus

Why do I find these so funny?? Is it just me?

Seriously, check out the image below:



Who wants to join me for some House Special Fried Rice? Mmmm mmm - think we could ask them to substitute the "mix vegetables" for an extra helping of "invitation corab?" That sounds - in the words of my boyfriend - damn delicious!!